Friday, October 15, 2004

What a waste of a holiday.....spent with a crappy set of books filled with technical shit!!!!

Whoooo!!!!!!!

Please dont ever judge a book by its cover ...and my advice would be dont even look at these kind of books for that matter!

Some equation has some kind of relation with some other equation !
so much so that it even has a formula for its relation !
that too 3 - 4 formulae for different types of realtionships !
Holy crap ! Misguiding young students on relations already ! Students on the threshold of
a new lease of life , where they get more and more mind screwed by the day!

And life in college was supposed to be fun? Im dreading the situation i would be in , in a month from now ...why ?

Exam Time!!!

And we pay those ***** at university for all the tension !
Not to forget the dwindling eyesight ...after hours of staring at the computer screen with a
packet of fattening " budhani waffers " !

A semester of making all the damned people around you happy , so as to get those amazing marks in your marksheet , which happens to get your aggregate up by a whole
whopping 0.00001 to 0..000002 x 10 ^ -9 percent!
What a shitty concept , yet happily practised , by all the wannabe engrs !

Blah...Blah....Blah...Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!!!!!!!
This is precisely what our brains decipher after 60 whole minutes (barring a few exceptions namely ..why late..onwards )

Did I forget to mention worried and hassled parents at home ?
Well , their the only ones finally who actually care for you and also put up alarms ringing at odd hours !! Thank God For them..seriously!
Well , ....Here I am ....As I was during every term end ...wishing myself and all the other
fellow hassled souls , whom i'll be interacting during the whole of next month , very very
very good luck !!
May the grace of the Lord shine on all of us!
Amen...... :)











Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Die!

Wow.....he's finally showing attitude!
He's this new " ahhtometa" ( automata) , supposedly my "teacher" ,
not because he showed any qualities of a teacher , during the whole of the semester ,
not because he was nice enough to grant us any " offs" ( generally refused by std teachers) ,
not because he never gave anybody a " why late come thru " look ,
but ....because he finally managed to throw attitude on his students , at the term end.
The guy ( " !@#%!@ " of the highest order!) on the last day of the submission , refuses to sign anybody's journals!

Reason : I WANT 100 % ACCURACY !

Five other people and me , all around his table , clenched our wrists , under the table ,
wanting to hang the guy upside down!

What a joke ! No one could figure out in the first place , what corrections are to be made , forget getting the right answer !
Ask the guy , where the mistake was ? ....hmm...I dunno ...I forgot my notebook
in the staff room....
The whole day , saw a bunch of frustrated baby engineers , hopping , jumping from one room to the other , in the hope of getting the much coveted signature.

What the heck...!! And the guy has the audacity to tell other teachers , that he was very happy by the way , he managed to screw people , right in front of the students!
I totally sympathize the guy ...because I know..someway or the other , the class is gonna get back at him! And it will be too late then ( te comp knows why!)!
Take my advice little fella , Ahhtometa!
Like Munna Bhai said.." Maaamu.....Tyension nahi lene kaa !"
I am looking forward to all the sleepless nights you are gonna spend , and ......hmmm...

Jaaaande!